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Anything in the store. A thousandth of the price.

Choose from 57 real luxury products. Order anything for free and track it for three days, or pay 1/1000th for express postage and track it for one. Speed up shipping, and it might arrive: some orders really get bought.

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NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5090 Founders Edition
Contents
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5090 Founders Edition
Declared value
$1,999
Service
Express 1 day, or airmail 3 days
Speed up shipping
It might arrive

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Apple iPhone 18 Pro Max, 2 TB

Apple

iPhone 18 Pro Max, 2 TB

$1,999

Leica M11, black

Leica

M11, black

$9,195

Hermès Birkin, black calfskin

Hermès

Birkin, black calfskin

$12,900

Patek Philippe Nautilus 5811/1G

Patek Philippe

Nautilus 5811/1G

$76,000

Cartier Love bracelet, yellow gold

Cartier

Love bracelet, yellow gold

$7,350

Nike x Dior Air Jordan 1 High OG Dior

Nike x Dior

Air Jordan 1 High OG Dior

$6,500

Ledger Stax

Ledger

Stax

$399

Porsche 911 GT3

Porsche

911 GT3

$222,500

  1. 1

    Pick anything

    Every product is real, with its real US retail price.

  2. 2

    Order for free

    The full price is a formality. Standard airmail costs nothing.

  3. 3

    Follow the parcel

    Three days of tracking on free airmail, or one day on express postage.

  4. 4

    Maybe it arrives

    Speed up shipping, and it might arrive. Some orders really get bought and shipped.

Questions

How does it work?

Pick any product and check out at its real price. That checkout is part of the story, and no money moves. Then choose postage: standard airmail is free with 3-day tracking, and express postage costs 1/1000th of the price with 1-day tracking.

Why speed up the shipment?

It makes the experience better: your parcel moves through its whole journey in one day instead of three. Doing so, it might even arrive on time. Free standard orders are tracked only, and showroom pieces stay in the showroom.

What does express postage cost?

Express postage is 1/1000th of your order's value, rounded up to the cent, so a $2,000 order costs $2.00. You see the exact amount at checkout before you pay. Express postage is paid in crypto and is non-refundable.

Which coins can I pay with?

USDC or ETH on Base, USDC or SOL on Solana, and Bitcoin. You send the exact quoted amount from your own wallet within 30 minutes. Bitcoin needs at least $25 of postage, because network fees make smaller payments pointless.